Last scene Jan 29 2016

Walter: (standing beside his house) Let's see. I'll put the garden in over here. And the garage in over there. And... (Higgle and Niggle enter running and out of breath)

Higgle: Oh, Walter, you have to save us!

Niggle: THE WOLF IS AFTER US...

Higgle: AND HE HUFFS AND PUFFS AND HOUSES JUST FLY ALL OVER THE PLACE!

Niggle: Walter, he's big and ugly...and he's very hungry.

Walter: Hello Higgle, hello Niggle. Fine weather we're having. You two seem a bit upset. Why don't you come inside and we'll talk over. (Walter leads into the house; Higgle and Niggle follow)

Higgle: And he was saying naughty things about picked pig's feet.

Niggle: And roasted pork ears. Walter, he is a very bad wolf.

Hugo: (enters laughing) Three little pigs. Count them--one, two, three. One for my appetizer, one for my main course and one just for dessert. Yum, yum, yum. (toward house) Okay, you in there. That's right, I'm talking to you pigs! Come on out. There's no reason to fight me any more. I'm too strong and powerful... not to mention hungry. So come on out right now.

All Pigs: Not by the hair of our chinny chin chins.

Hugo: (huffs and puffs with all his might)

All pigs: (giggle loudly)

Hugo: (huffs and puffs with all his might again)

All pigs: (giggle louder than the first time)

Hugo: (huffs and puffs with all his might one more time)

All pigs: (giggle as loud as they can)

Hugo: (shaking with rage) Ohhh those pigs! (stops) But wait, I have an idea. (disappears off stage, sounds of grunting and groaning; he appears over top of the house from back) Hugo, you are so clever, so clever...(goes over to chimney, looks in, looks at his own body, they back in chimney) You know, they just don't build chimneys the way they used to. Oh well, here goes. (falling sound, then ganging and chattering; wolf disappears behind house; the following chase scene takes place back stage, it can be as long as loud as your imagination makes it)

Hugo: Come back here, you pig, you.

Higgle: Gotcha.

Hugo: Ouch, why you...

Walter: hey, who turned out the lights?

Higgle: Gotcha.

Niggle: Let go of me, you nit wit.

Higgle: Oh, sorry.

Hugo: Here piggy, piggy, piggy...piggy.

All pigs: Ah ha. We Gotcha! (they all come out of the house, pigs are all upright and proud; Hugo is slumped over...order is Walter, Hugo, Higgle Niggle)

Higgle: Well, what do we do with him now?

Niggle: Why don't we build a cage and keep him for a pet?

Walter: Hold it, hold it, hold it! The only things you two are going to build are houses. And this time your are going to build them right. Understand?

Higgle: Yes Walter.

Niggle: Yes Walter.

Walter: And as for the wolf, we are going to take him to the zoo where he can't do anyone else harm.

Hugo: (looks towards the audience) I wonder if they serve good lunches there!

Walter: Tut, tut, come along now. Let's go.

All Bow! Job Well Done!!!

と、オオカミが茹でられてお亡くなりになることもなく、面白いendingになっています。

動物園でオオカミが見れたらかなりレアですよね！